[There seems to be a lot of chanting going on in the background. It's England's voice but he sounds far away. There's nothing on camera apart from a mirror, which reflects the screen of the L33tpod back at the camera.]

( Not-IC cut. This is all backwards for anyone that intends to read it. )

I think I'm getting used to using this odd little contraption.

It's been raining an awful lot since I got here. Perhaps it's true that the British bring their weather with them. Though it does almost feel like home.

Miss Alice, I would like to take you up on that offer of a tea party, if you are not already busy.

Signed-
Sir Arthur Kirkland

[Suddenly, accidental audio.]

..--what in the name of Bess is going on here?!

[He seems to be viciously attacking the buttons on the LP, pressing whatever he can to make it work.]

Giant rabbits... I must be near the Galapagos. Or something of a similar nature...

[Swishing sounds as he walks straight through the undergrowth]

Bollocks.

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